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so im watching fast five because i cant sleep and it really sucks. the dialogue and acting is awful and honestly the storyline makes no sense whatsoever. but it grosses a lot of money at the box office, which makes me realize that movie making isn’t that hard to do and you don’t have to be good at it. OHHH a bittersweet.

Yup, made a HUGE mistake coming home early. Ugh FML. I want to go dancing.

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And it sucked, it was hot and I had no car and no one wanted to hang out with me and I miss the beach and I miss an important person. Ugh Blargh.

Glad this is how I make people feel

Glad this is how I make people feel

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I love Mindy Kaling. I just wanted people to know that!

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Does anybody remember this show? Where Mickey had a comedy club that all the classic characters would go to. Every episode there would be a different story line that had to do with the club and at the same time they would play the old Mickey Mouse clips that everyone in the club would watch. Yeah, it was a good show.

This was my favorite show.

Whatever happened to it??

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OMG. So I am trying to make dinner an hour ago right, and its like 645pm and so I open this door that leads to the living room/kitchen/dinning room and we have someone living in the living room and its right next to the door I open to get into that part of the apartment. Anyways… I open the door right and as soon as I do I hear making out noises like LOUD ones. (Did I mention that we have partioned walls up that are usually used as changing walls?) Anyways I walk to the kitchen and now I am listening intensely. I can hear the sheets move and more noise, so im like well fuck and I walk back in my room because my new roommate and his girlfriend are having sex. Not only this, but I knock on my other roommates door to tell her and we wait 15 minutes (because that is how long I assume straight people sex should take, sorry dudes, unless you are a porn star I just don’t feel like you can last super long) and we open the door and now we hear her MOAN!!!! and so we wait another 10minutes and the wall starts to be semi banging. So my roommate and I grab our bags and bolt out into the living room through our door and out to McDonalds we go because we can’t make dinner. On a side note, the strawberry milkshake I got was really good.

Did I mention that this is the second time this has happened to me???
fml

Oh and apparently the girlfriend lives here to and we didn’t know that.

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George Takei’s response to those anti-marriage equality protesters.

TAKEEEEEEEEEEEEI

The Vulcan comment hahshshs

He’s a legend!

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